💁🏻JN

saw a lady spend $860 on Calvin Klein underwear today. EIGHT HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS. I just cannot fathom why you’d spend that much on underwear. and they were three  for $25 so she only got like under a hundred pairs. but really, nearly a grand for a hundred pairs of underwear?! I have lost hope for humanity. AND, that $860 was the price after she got a discount of a hundred something. I QUIT. shaking my fucking head.

my mommy told my dad to go get her some new underwear and my dad made me and my sister go with him because he was too shy to go into Victoria’s Secret alone awwie. he’s too cute. x) and then when we were checking out he made me hold the undies lolololol.

vivalajamie

• ow
• my vagina is falling off
• wow this is dumb
• wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
• im going to kill myself
• why wasnt i born a boy
• why was i born
• i hate all of you
• aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
• at least im not pregnant
• god dammit say goodbye to sex for a week

xblondebombshell

boy- i bet it doesnt even hurt

me- I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND THROW A PAD AT YOU. they just dont get itttt

buzzworthytime

i need meds.

IS FUCKING AMAZING. don’t know why everybody’s complaining though. -______- driving’s a bitch though. we went at like ten miles an hour. and then when we got home; the driveway was up to our knees in snow pretty much. my dad started shoveling and wouldn’t let me and my sister help. so he shoveled yada yada and finished. then he comes upstairs and realizes that he took off his pants and is in just his underwear. lmfao. i love this weather. it’s amazing that he didn’t realize until he got up two flights of stairs… i love my dad. and the snow. playing in it tomorrow! :D

lord-voldetit

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